Honey, I need you♥

now at my cousin house
got internet so good!awesome!
very long time didn't blogging
thanks my babe help me change blogskin again
xD muakssssss
damn!no internet so suffer man!
always playing offline games
damn bored
always zombies vs plants
=.=
owe my babe many articles leh
sorry lor babe
need wait me register broadband or wat sin can blog d
and few days ago is J&X been together 2.5 years!
love u to d max and honey i need you
so don't leave me!
xD

here some jokes~~

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperm can at least enjoy the scenery even if their entry is restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married men not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women.

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again.

Q: What will happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary every day and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why are 90% of girls' left boobs bigger than their right?
A: Because 90% of boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married woman.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise...
because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

got to back my no internet hostel d
T.T

p/s:missu missu,darrrrrrrrrrlingggggg